Age is just a number. It means nothing. That is, until you try to take on a bunch of teenagers. Which I did. But in my defense…THEY STARTED IT! Let me set the scene. It is Friday night. I am at work. My client is leaving and in walks my landlord. Having discussed doing his [...]
Getting Rid of the Fake Spawn…
As the mom of 2 teenage girls, and a preteen boy, my house seems to overflow at times. Not only do 3 kids have a way of seeming like 12, there is the endless stream of additional kids that show up on a regular basis. For the most part, I am fairly lucky. As my [...]
The WWF… And Bean Dip
You are wondering what in the hell the two have in common, right? What they have in common is Goosebutt and Chunky Monkey. My 17 and 15 year old female spawn. The other night, I was working and got 2 simultaneous phone calls. One from Goosebutt at the house, and one from Chunky Monkey at [...]
Pride and Fear… My Spawn
I have a question. About spawn. Why is it that the proudest moments we have about our kids are also the scariest? Their birth. We are so proud to have that little bundle. And so terrified that they are going to get hurt. Or worse, that we will screw them up. Their first steps. Pride [...]
When Fear Turns to Pride…
I am going to take a break from the sex blogs and my countertops to talk about something that is in the fore-front of my life right now, and as such, is pretty important to me. I am sure this in an unpopular thing to say write now, but to be honest, I am really [...]
